Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Some of my recent life's lessons.

Been away for like 2 weeks now and as usual ive been discovering new things and getting into very funny encounters

The other weekend i was robbed by a boda boda chap on my way home from the bar. After having a couple of free drinks at a house party in Naguru, decided to crown the night by checking out one popular spot in Kisementi. This is one of ma favourite hunting grounds. Anyway, this time the only person i met was out to burst her boyfie who had apparently come into the country without her notice. She was in no mooods for small flattery talk so i left her accomplish her mission. Unfortunately i was late for my ride home as ma friends thought i was sorted and decided to leave me. The auditor in me (auditors are thosee guys who spend like indians) decided i jump on a bike to ntinda. Around Bemuga house and it sarts raining. Boda guy decides he cant continue riding in the rain and that i should hitch another boda. In the meantime i have to pay him for the ride there. So he flags down another boda to finish my ride. So i ask 1st boda guy if he had change to which he answered in the affirmative. Out goes my 20k note and no sooner had he handled the note than he accelerated his bike leaving me looking like a fool. Second chap volunteers to run after the thief and return with my him. I simply laughed at his "kindness". Luckily i had some more money on me so i flag down another bike to finish my journey home.
To avoid the same ordeal, i go to Chicken royale to buy food and get changed money. I get the food, hop on the bike and we sped off to my house. I thank the guy like 3 times which i never do as i assume my sitting on a boda is doing the rider a favour. I properly check my wallet to avoid overpaying this guy and out goes 6grand. Guy rides away so fast. Its after i get into the house that i realised i had over paid the dude. Instead of 2grand, i had given him 6grand; a 1k note and a 5k note. I simply threw away the food and entered my bed very frustrated.
Lesson re-learned; cheaps things are not really free. Instead of paying 15k for a safe comfortable ride home, i paid 26grand for a very uncomfortable, very cold , rain filled ride on a boda home.

By the start of the week i had completely forgotten all about my weekend escapade. I was looking forward to a highly billed drink up at a friend's house. Only trick was it was on the day of lovers and most ladies were claiming they would be with their boyfriends. This didn't deter our moods as most of the guys who had comfirmed attendance were in relationships but had already planned for the day. Some feigned sickness, others tok the ladies out in the day and then came to party later; so i knew there would be very many other gals with such boyfies and they would be readily available for the party. Party was such a success. i actually met our own Silverbow.
To cut it short lady luck was on my side that day. I hooked a fine mukiga lady. Oke big is not my kind of thing but i also surprised myself. Time check 4am and am the proud winner of mukiga lady. However, trouble started when she assured me away atches aren't her kind of thing. Nigga i have never slept out of ma bed in the last 5years unless am travelling. The devil in me accepted to go and see how good i can perform on a foreign turf. can't go into details but am nursing injuries right now. Two full days on foreign ground aint kid's play.
Lesson learnt; never take all yo friends advice so serious. About a week back a one Igiss of the blogging fame assured me that bakiga ladies are not as tough as they are widely claimed to be. He told me they are really soft in everything. Igis, how do yu plead?

Oh, before i forget; one of ma friends is so bitter with me because i have been in touch with his ex girlfriend. Dude has a steady girl friend and a daughter at the moment. However, for all times sake he used to run to ex-galfriend once in a while till she found out he had a baby and a steady girlfriend with whom they stay with. So they had a very big fight and she pulled out for keeps. However, me and her remained good friends. So saturde at the party dude asks for my phone to make a call but instead moves to my inbox. Speak of guys who have female insticts. Sorry ladies. So once drunken happy guy now went silent all of a sudden. He then decides to just drive off without telling anyone. Am so lucky he didnt smash my fon. So Sunday morning am in a place i dont remember, when my phone rings and the number on screen is my friend's ex but no name. She asks me if i had told my friend anything about us. I then ask her if there was anything to hide about us. Tells me of how dude was calling and referring to her as a whore, very cheap and a slut. I try calling the dude but he didnt pick. I send him a text but no reply. Call the other boys who say he wasnt answering their calls as well. How bitchy. Anyway, the boys managed to reach him somehow and a Rugunda, Rick Machar, a Mao, and a Walter Ochola plus Matsanga have already taken their positions and a round table hearing is set for Thursday this week. My first question to this dude is going to be; what the fcuk where yu looking for in my inbox? He erased all messages from her as well as her number. Only issue here was the language this lady kept using in her texts and their frequency. But for a mature understanding guy, someone refering to you as darling, sweetheart, my dear aint a big deal. Ive seen it everywhere even hear in the blogging community and it doesnt mean a thing.
Meanwhile the lady has intensified the calls and texts. I think she has decided to use this as payback to my frieend as he really got her through some really hard times.
Anyway ill update you my people on Friday afer we sit and resolve this as mature guys.
Lesson learnt; not all men are men enough.

Otherwise, am too busy organinsing my friends wedding slated for this saturday. Normzo wait for your holla.

Nice week my people.


  1. too many spelling mistakes but as i told yu am an injured person right now.

  2. Hahaha...homie this made me laugh; mbu "Luckily i had some more money".

    Wabula you're right about the 15k. It is some less than 26k man.

    Wait...darling, sweetheart, my dear don't mean a thing?!!! Drat!!

    but you and your escapades, "komawo eka".

    and take care

  3. hahahahhaa...Dude, now i know about free stuff.And i can see that frustration with the throwing away your food.

    Now that mukiga woman must have taught u a lesson, you should have run away after the first night-

    I have a feeling that nigga friend of yours is not forgiving you...but hey u have a shoulder and had to give it out to her...u know what i am talking about.

    Saturday it is....ya man..this dude will make sure he is very available.

  4. Aish...your pal is bugging BIG time!!!! Even a woman would not act like that...if he has a gf and a baby what does he want with his ex?? Ashindwe such childish behaviour!! TOO JUVENILE!

    Lol at the injuries...that is all I have to say..

  5. I've had my share of theft from the bodas but somehow they are a necessary evil, lol @ the ordeal but you are one sharp guy not to have accepted to chase after the thug.

    I've heard about Mukiga's and actually once dated one but am not yet ready for those matches. When the time comes I'll remember to have lots of Red bull if it's a Mukiga.

    Why are you bothering with such a dude? He's not a worthy friend

    Get back into play soon

  6. Where's my invite for the sato party? I don't care that it's done.

  7. NOT GUILTY !! Haha
    Dood, which Bakiga are you hanging out with? I blame the ka-drink you guys had before going to her turf. Meanwhile that friend of yours...I still dont know why is he sulking

  8. Man, you go hit twice in one night? That is what I call lousy luck!

  9. That friend of yours bitching over an ex?!!!!!!!! Need to find out if they actually are exs she could be ex-re-girlfriend. Boda chaps always to rob you, Bakiga women never experienced...

  10. hey....Indians are not a lavish being one can absolutely say tat..but then even auditors dont spend rashly....they keep and tight eye on spending....m saying tat coz i read accounting and auditing at college...and then again m an indian as well..but nevertheless all tat apart...good read man...keep it up..may be u shud hang out wid some indian to know wat a miserly class they r!!!!

  11. Eh, next time I'll keep my eye on the boda boda I get on to.

  12. i was robbed too last week i dont know how, i just know when i got to office my makeup purse and wallet were gone...

  13. but eeeh all this drama, your life is sure interesting! that mukiga mix...pass...that dude also...i know guys are territorial but even on a has been? gawsh!

  14. you left out Koffi Anan and Richard Holbrooke coz this dude sounds mad but don't sweat him. And a boda ride from Kisimenti going for 26k am calling the guiness book, is that food you threw away still any good coz am kinda hungry! and then the foreign turf am laughing so need to style up with some little blue pills.

  15. Carsozy- Pills? Lmao! Nah i think you should have just gone easy with the drinks before doin it..

    what’s all this about Bakiga women?!?...i'm a mukiga...i'm not "rough" at all...

    good luck with your friend, i think he's hiding something...

    lol at the boda theft, defiantly been in that situation...

  16. you boy just wants to eat his cake and have it...and your not helping...

    So when did you get the revelation that sweetheart, dear, darling dont mean anything..

    i kinda need details about the mukiga lady..kubanga thats the only way i will understand how survire these injuries are...

  17. sincerely
    me and my pals say if any ofus breaks up with a certain gal-we all as friends break up with Her.
    and i think its a dumb idea.
    let your friend take it easy its his ex after all

  18. Can I assume that you lost the away match terribly and failed to come out of injury?

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